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My son got this email yesterday:
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I would send back a picture of a baboon ass
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There was a black mirror episode like this. In the end no matter if the victims play along, they still get their dirty laundry sent out.
A bit unnerving to get a letter like this.
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“I do not make any mistakes!”*
*the numerous spelling and grammar ones don’t count.
Also, I’m pissed at you for sharing this. If I now am assaulted with a video of you pleasuring yourself and go blind, I’m sending you the bill for the copay from my ophthalmologist.
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Joke’s on them. I don’t have a reputation to protect....wait.
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Send them 695 baboon asses
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Send him this:
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Joke’s on them: I’ve had tape over my camera for years . Not for any particular reason, mind you....
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Except those involving grammar.
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It is. Various websites say that I should contact the FBI. What the hell is the FBI going to do about it?
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Just a spam, empty threat. Update your passwords and ignore it. The real ransomware doesn’t involve email threats, they have system messages and countdown timers.
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So when I look at the black screen, I’ll just think I’ve gone blind. Thanks for the heads up.
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Thanks for the heads up.
Whatever floats your boat.
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This reminds me of an episode of Criminal Minds where the serial killer was a computer support guy who would come to people’s homes to troubleshoot. While there, he would install software that would allow him to access their cameras remotely. Later, he would go back in disguise and record himself entering their homes and killing them in front of their computers. Then, he would post the videos to the internet.
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So many puns...
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I think I’m more worried about the twisted f**kers who come up with plots like these than I am about the actual killers. I mean seriously, how do you come up with something like this?
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I believe the technical term for their approach
would be, “circle-
jerking about.
” Or something to that affect.
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I don’t know. M andy Patinkin, who headlined the cast for the first two seasons bowed out with a letter of apology to his fellow cast members. He said the constant dark subject matter was too emotionally difficult for him to deal with.
They got Joe Mantegna to replace him.
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I received one just like it a few months ago. It went to my work e-mail. I knew it was a ruse because a) several other people received the same message; and b) there’s tape over the camera on my laptop.
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This came to my 16 year old son, and teens being teens, it gave me pause. There is now tape over his laptop camera.
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Well Mandy Patinkin was probably already scarred from witnessing the death of his father by the six fingered man.
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Even as a child, he was profiling.
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What’s also annoying are the Revenue Canada/IRS “You owe taxes” scams. One scammer almost got my sister until I talked her down.
And then I called the scammer and yelled “FUCK OFF ASSHOLE” and hung up.